| Meet the Characters |
Jude
A slightly simple caramel apple. He can be seen spending his time hanging out with Wriglie Monster, writing his online poetry, and battling Vlad in a series of ridiculous challenges. He is often involved in random shenanigans that incur Izzy's wrath. He is part of an underground ring of fans devoted to the show the Golden Girls, WTf?? yeah thats right Bea Arthur love...
MoMo
Innocent and naive, this odd androgynous character follows Izzy around and does most of the cooking and chores while she is at work. MoMo would be anyone's perfect image of a housewife, but a comical dramatic-French one. Unfortunately, MoMo's gullible nature frequently leads the group into more trouble... usually at the "fins" of penguin's plotting.
Vlad
Mutated into a can of soup due to the "Chernobyl" incident, Vlad is the most known for his bitchy attitude and aggression towards others. Armed with an unpleasant attitude and no social skills he is constantly searching for a way to transform into his human self.
Wriglie Monster
Despite mass belief Wriglie Monster is a female, just a scary one. A character full of surprises, Wriglie Monster enjoys a number of activities such as world domination and backgammon. Wriglie Monster's ex, Grimace, frequently makes appearances, and devises many plots to FORCE Wriglie Monster's love. It is rather disturbing...
Penguin
A complicated character, Penguin abides by no rules. He hates everyone and is not a stranger to using his intelligence to get what he wants. His companion is a doll left by a "neglectful" Russy; that he came across while working an ice cream cart. As the world's leading expert in chloroform and other victim inducing drugs, he is by far the creepiest bird alive, second only to that pedo pickle stork.